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Joke of the Day
"Why do feminist Jewish girls never give blowjobs? Because men are pigs, and pork isn't kosher."
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"Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murder everyone in sight."
"If I was a police sketch artist I would be like ""is this the guy?"" And they would be like ""nope that's a barn"" because I can only draw barns"
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven."
"Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you."
"Have you ever had sex in the woods? Its fucking in tents!"
"What do you call it when someone eats too much wheat? Glutteny."
"I don't need feimsm i like my men to be REAL MEN! the worst day of my life was when i realised i had mistakenly married a big bag of oranges"
"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule."
"(car dealer) is the passenger seat also heated? ""Aww for ur wife?"" *imagines putting a fast food bag on warm seat after the drive-thru* yes"