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Joke of the Day
"What's white and has black spots a dalmatian"
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"To be used as an insult or a pick up line for a heavy set woman- ""You don't need to lose weight, you need to gain bone."""
"My whore sister wants to get a tramp stamp of a barcode. I guess so guys in the club can do a price check."
"Two Irish men talking. - I saw my girlfriend going to the movies with another guy the other night. - Oh my god. Did you follow them? - No. - Why not? - I had watched the movie before."
"LPT: How to meet the man/woman of your dreams. Go to sleep. [Heard this from a friend so not mine and probably not hers]"
"Autocorrect turned your lynch mob into a lunch mob? Maybe if you ate something you wouldn't be so angry."
"Officer: We're building the Death Star as fast as we can. Vader: I have new ways to motivate you. *implements margarita Tuesdays*"
"I wish people were more like dogs and you could just give them those three little pats and they'd know our interaction was over."
"What part of the body does a woman never move while dancing Her bowels"
"Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough."