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Joke of the Day
"Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing? Because they pull out at the last second."
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"Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."
"PornHub recently had videos featuring Chyna on the front page and I decided to check some of them out... ...they weren't the finishing move I was looking for."
"What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? ...The execution"
"Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for concrete evidence."
"There are 10 types of people.... ....who understand binary: * The one who does * The one who doesn't"
"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting... ...or has multiple restraining orders against me?"
"Star Wars is just like regular wars except you fall in love with your sister and your dad chops your arm off."
"""SOMEONE IS VAPING"" 911: Stay calm, were tracing it ""HURRY"" 911: THE VAPING IS COMIN FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE ""OMG"" 911: GET OUT GET OUT"
"Trump running for president It's Hillaryous."