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Joke of the Day

"Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing? Because they pull out at the last second."

"""How is life in North Korea?"" I wrote to my North Korean pen pal ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."

"Yesterday I saw a squirrel swimming... it was really cool. I have never seen that before."

"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, i'm ok"

"What do you call a thousand terabytes of child porn? A pedobyte."

"I was going to tell a joke about a popular rock band, but.. I'm going to need A Day To Remember."

"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot"

"An American spy on Russia has just leaked confidential information regarding their government [deleted]"

"I told my parents to put their Euros in my UK bank account, just in case. It didn't work."

"what will i do when i have an out-of-body experience? i'll see myself out...."