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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi"

"How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb? ""have you tried turning the light off and back on?"""

"3 great things about getting old and losing your memory 1. You're always making new friends. 2. Every joke you hear is new. 3. I uh, I forget the third one."

"Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving ""costume"" party, when I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims."

"Thank God lent is over.... not using condoms was definitely getting nerve-wracking."

"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"

"me: maybe those nazi salutes... we're just them reaching for the stars... McDonald's manager: this is the fastest I've ever fired someone"

"Guess who I bumped into at the opticians? Everybody"

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the gut!"

"What did a tree say to another tree? Nothing, trees can't talk!"