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Joke of the Day

"What did a tree say to another tree? Nothing, trees can't talk!"

"I hate the French They give me the Crepes"

"What did the tie say to the neck? I think I'll just hang around."

"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."

"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? If it's a good day lipstick"

"Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road? To get to the Otherside!"

"Found $0.83 under my pillow. It appears that I still have all of my teeth so now I'm a little worried about what I was paid for."

"Where are average people made? The satisfactory"

"Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road? Do they really think someone will take it? Do you think I should wash it first?"

"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances... Well, she's in for a shock."