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Joke of the Day

"How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb? ""have you tried turning the light off and back on?"""

"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."

"If accounts on every social media site have taught me anything it's that I'm so glad my family doesn't know my username."

"A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease."

"An Irish guy walks out of a bar.... It could happen."

"The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog."

"Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but the real question is how they got in there."

"So I donated blood today... Good to know my blood is gonna be running through some other guy's boner"

"As soon as they heard the flush, my phone interview took a drastic turn."