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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"

"Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans? Because one more, and it would be too-farty."

"Q: Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? A: He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class."

"I was in the pharmacy today... A man approached me offering either a blue pill or a red pill. I didn't know staying in false reality gave you a 24 hour erection."

"Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights? To help them find missing sea men."

"Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation"

"One in every six people on this planet are Chinese. Of my five brothers, I suspect Danny."

"Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey? Because he was black."

"Why do Jews watch porn in reverse... Their favorite part is when the girl gives the money back...."

"My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full."