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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jews watch porn in reverse... Their favorite part is when the girl gives the money back...."
Next Joke
"Yo mama is so fat, She's a Reddit admin."
"I love how people act like they don't want to be followed in the street yet they keep looking back at you to see if you're still there."
"200 Catholics, one cup. -Mass"
"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."
"How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish."
"What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human? About eighty years"
"Million dollar idea: let's start a Twitter swear jar"
"They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna."
"""I hope this makes them name a radioactive turtle after me"" Michelangelo thought as he painted the Sistine Chapel ""that would be hella rad"""