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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights? To help them find missing sea men."
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"Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working! *eye twitches"
"What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill."
"What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty"
"Romeo and Juliet.doc Is a play on word"
"Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon? She would always let it go."
"Yo Mama So Poor.... She can't afford to fly off the handle, when she gets mad, she has to greyhound off the handle."
"Have you seen the new movie Constipated? It hasn't come out yet"
"I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung."
"I know I've had enough to drink when I suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's ""Motherfucking."""