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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights? To help them find missing sea men."
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"Senate: Red House: Red Supreme Court: Red President: Orange"
"What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician? With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed..."
"What's better than a vase of roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"A man walks into a bar, looks at the bartender and says...... please fill in a punch line"
"My wife said that I set up the baby monitor wrong. Apparently it's not supposed to be duct-taped to the baby's ankle."
"Why is Santa Claus always a man? Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion."
"It took years for my gf to get me to put down the toilet seat. Though, I really don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place."
"They finally caught the 'Subway Pervert' today. Someone saw him get off at Times Square."
"SCIENTISTS: We've discovered a massive black hole with no obvious qualities ME: Ok wow I'm right here"