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Joke of the Day
"Will trump get a second term? Does it look like I have 2020 vision?"
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"A robber broke into my house last night looking for money... So I woke up and started searching with him."
"I asked a girl to kiss me under a mistletoe and she said she wouldn't kiss me under anesthesia."
"Why was the lion cub sent to jail? It was a child predator."
"A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush"
"A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."
"Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punch line because ruining music isn't funny."
"Restrooms now have auto flushes, taps, hand dryers. But isn't it silly that you cancel all that by touching the door handle on your way out?"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One but the lightbulb has to want to change."
"What is the difference between a parrot saying ""E equals M C squared"" and most people saying it? Nothing."