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Joke of the Day

"Will trump get a second term? Does it look like I have 2020 vision?"

"Sick at home with a temperature. Girlfriend says why are you so hot, ""I don't know I was born that way""."

"I loved going to the psychiatrist as a young girl. He said ""I think I can see the problem, Mr Smith."""

"Valentine's Day is nothing but a commercialized holiday created by pharmaceutical companies to get lonely singles to buy antidepressants."

"What do you call the people that Trump didn't pick to be in his cabinet? Qualified."

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? BOO-kakke"

"""Welcome back, happy New Year!"" ""Thank you!"" ""Welcome!"" And that's the last time I'm taking Bollywood movie suggestions from my friends."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobees."

"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""

"I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift"