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Joke of the Day
"Me and my cat have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned."
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"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia"
"I'm trying to get down to my original weight... 7lbs 3oz."
"NSFW What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"Never hold in a fart... they go to your head, and that's where shitty ideas come from."
"A chicken and an egg just finished having sex The egg starts smoking a cigarette and says ""well I guess we know the answer to that question""."
"What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs."
"What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common? They are both green and get smoked in bowls!"
"Behind every successful man there's a woman they say, But behind a successful woman there's a stupid man."
"Before we find Waldo in this picture, can we talk about how over-populated this beach is?"