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Joke of the Day

"Woah, woah! Lets see some I.D., Kid! LOLZ!! Just kidding! Press that button and come on in! -Adult Websites"

"My subconscious wants Thai food but my inner goddess wants pizza."

"Maybe it's karma that I stepped in gum after all the times I've spit mine out on sidewalks. Didn't stop me from keying the nearest car."

"What did the army recruiter say to the gay wizard? ""Don't ask don't spell."""

"Batteries I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"So a centaur walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Hey, how's the sore throat?"" The centaur replies, ""My throat isn't horse but my legs are."""

"Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under."

"My wife called me a paedophile yesterday Quite a long word for a 9 year old."

"""I beat you, fair and square"" - Me telling you what I did to you, where I did it, and what my favorite shape is"

"What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking? ""I set WHO free?"""