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Joke of the Day
"What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit? He chicken tendered his resignation."
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"Where do the good guys go? The friend zone..."
"My girlfriend is now mad at me because I didn't know why she was mad at me."
"Somebody just said ""good morning"" to me in the elevator. Stare at the buttons like everyone else, asshole."
"America is still a British colony In England we speak English In France we speak French In Germany we speak German In China we speak Chinese In America we speak English *drops mic and leaves*"
"My parents were nihilists, but I knew they loved me... ...Because when they died, they left me nothing."
"Crazy ex's are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog"
"How do two psychiatrists greet each other? ""You are fine, how am I?"""
"BANGkok Too soon?"
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