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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the window installer with two penises? He was double-hung."
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"I pissed off two men today because I referred to them as hipsters.. Apparently the correct term is 'conjoined twins'"
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says kok-a-doodle-doo and a prostitute says any-kok'll-do"
"[me on my death bed after being trampled at a one direction concert] please tell people it was auto erotic asphyxiation"
"I'd like to see a world without plagerism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head."
"What do you say to a motivated ghost? That's the spirit!"
"A teacher keeps on talking. Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!"
"What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Unemployed."
"Women are like convertibles. They're a lot more fun when the top's down."