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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene."
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"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A roamin catholic"
"I told my son I'm a motherfucker...... He was like. ""You fuck mothers...... lesbo."" I replied. "" Ain't a lesbo if it's myself."""
"Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions."
"SpaceX to begin development on their new pocket rocket. For when you want an *explosive* orgasm."
"What did the woman say to her husband who constantly turns the heater up way too high? ""This is why we can't have ice things!"""
"the vibrator was invented when Dr Edward Vibrator got extremely chilly whilst shagging Mrs Vibrator and his shivering sent her to cum town"
"jomomma.ninja Jo Mamma is so Ninja, that even Chuck Norris sent her a Friend request."
"Why are some people so odd? Because they can't even."
"It's easy to be with my family because we have so much in common. Like, we all love to look at our phones!!"