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Joke of the Day

"ageism fascinates me because it's the only ism with this built-in inevitable irony. like, no racist gradually changes into a hispanic"

"What was the name of the Antartic terrorist group? ICEis"

"A White Guy. If a white guy is surrounded by 3 black guys, he's getting robbed. 30 black guys, he's a football coach. 300 black guys he's a prison guard."

"New bum For my birthday, I'm asking for a new bum. My old one's got a crack in it"

"How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler"

"""You're Fired!"" Said President Trump to all of our nuclear rockets"

"What's 6 inches long and starts with a p? ........... a shit (think about it)"

"IF you feel cold if you ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit. they are usually around 90 degrees."

"I was at the gym last night and I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in... Now I'm banned from the gym"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"