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Joke of the Day
"Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."
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"How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel? with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw."
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"If Kim and Kanye name their next kid North West again, we can comfortably refer to the two as One Direction."
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"In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now."
"How can you tell if a duck has soul? If it's bill withers!"