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Joke of the Day

"[Talking w/Doc] The wife wants to try period sex ""Seems unsanitary to me"" I dont think u understand- *wife bursts in wearing medieval armor*"

"""When I saw you driving down the road I guessed 55 at least."" ""You're wrong officer it's only my hat that makes me look that old."""

"To think, millions of children go to bed every night without knowing what their Sleep Number is."

"Conjunctivitis.com that's a site for sore eyes"

"Don't worry, everyone else is as confused as you, I swear."

"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called ""recovering from the darkness"""

"British people are always recording their finances because the camera adds ten pounds."

"What insect do you use to capture a slutty woman? A hornet!"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it be R, but it's da C!"

"RIP Bugs Bunny Attempts to reanimate him failed."