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Joke of the Day

"[Talking w/Doc] The wife wants to try period sex ""Seems unsanitary to me"" I dont think u understand- *wife bursts in wearing medieval armor*"

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"Once my gym teacher told me ""you are what you eat."" I Immediately replied ""you callin' me a pussy?"""
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""...... Then the opposite of ""progress"" would be ""congress"" I^will^see^myself^out"
"95% of dentists recommend teeth."
"How do you get your girlfriend to fart? Pull out"
"Why is a doctor always calm? He got a lot of patients"
"Ever wonder if you killed that one really important brain cell?"
"Shooting guns is a stupid hobby. Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!"
"Coal is like anal sex... The ones calling it clean aren't taking it up the ass."
"How do Rabbis make money? They keep the tips."