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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear my favorite 4/20 joke? Heh... what?"

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meow-tain"

"Why did the period and and semicolon break up? Because they had nothing in comma"

"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"

"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot? Because one more would be ""two-fahrty"""

"I don't think Muslims go far enough in killing people who draw images of the prophet Mohammed. I think they should kill people who are named after him as well."

"Kept nodding off at an estate auction and bought a garden gnome for 3 million dollars."

"The next time you're tempted to crack an easy joke about a typo on a Chinese menu, consider how well you write in Mandarin or Cantonese."

"When I was a child, I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed and waiting for Santa to come... Then crying myself to sleep as he put his clothes back on and left."

"Had some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of Champignons."