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Joke of the Day
"I'm only leaving the house today so my selfies will have new backgrounds."
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"Which animal has a dick on its back? Police horse"
"Why aren't there any pedophiles in Japan? Because they learned what happens when you touch a little boy."
"I thinks it cool when X girlfriend becomes XL girldfriend."
"Sorry I ate your baby but you shouldn't have wrapped it like a burrito."
"I can't see my Dad now he's had a sex change He's trans-parent"
"Where do fish deposit their money? River banks"
"What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long? Nothing"
"If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study."
"I want to start my own distillery, but i'm a bit hesitant.... it's a whisky business."