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Joke of the Day

"[Scene: Cloud City. Two men fight each other with lightsabers] Mario: You-a kill my father! Wario: No. I am-a your father. Mario: Mama-mia!"

"I shower with a suicide note in case I slip and die, at least I can make it look intentional instead of stupid."

"Mugger: ""Hand over your card and give me your PIN number!"" Me: ""My personal identification number number?"" *he stabs me*"

"The shampoos I'm getting from car wash showers are doing nothing for my hair."

"What's the most powerful part of a french tank Reverse gear"

"I just slept with Pinnochio. No strings."

"Stupid cats, can't even YOLO"

"yo mama so stupid that when she enterd a stupid contest they said sorry no professionals."

"My sons having a few friends stay over tonight Hockey mask *check Chainsaw *check Hopefully this will be the last sleepover for a while"

"I used to be schizophrenic. But we're OK now."