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Joke of the Day
"Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $47! -Attorneys"
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"When a woman asks for some time, and some space... ... she's trying to calculate speed"
"My wife wanted me to see the world from a woman's perspective... So I stood next to the kitchen window."
"Why don't birds ever wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their head."
"Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak."
"If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?"
"The guy in the next urinal peed so hard that a little got on me and I thought ""damn this dude is good at peeing"""
"Hair pulling during sex is hot unless the whole wig comes off."
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
"My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves."