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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They'll steal all of the green cards."
Next Joke
"I've got writer's bl I've got writer'ssssss somethinnnn somethin Writer's blah blah blah blah I'm going to get coffee."
"If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?"
"Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle? To fit in the box."
"I have a long distance relationship with an anorexic girl. Lately I've been seeing less and less of her."
"FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian"
"Why does LeBron James wear high socks? His Cavs can't handle the Heat"
"When is a door not a door? When its ajar xD"
"65 mph wind gusts today. This is why Midwesterners are heavy. Everyone else rolls away like a tumbleweed."
"Silence is golden. Unless they're in the shower and you can't find their phone. In that case, silence is very very suspicious!"