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Joke of the Day

"A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawai. He called it ""Aloha-Wok-bar""."

"What is successful but always beat? Rihanna"

"Your Mom: Over 10,000,000,000 Served"

"A survey found one in five women have ended a relationship because their significant other was too busy playing video games."

"What Does A Nazi Turkey Say? Goebbels, Goebbels, Goebbels"

"Thank you Facebook for putting everyone's Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it."

"I used to Remember Leonardo DiCaprio When I was feeling down. Unfortunately I still remember him."

"Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. Girls go to Venus to get more penis."

"URGENT! IF MY BOSS ASKS YOU IF IT'S REALLY ""NATIONAL THROW YOUR COFFEE AT YOUR BOSS DAY"" PLEASE SAY YES."

"What did the horse say when he fell down? I've fallen and I can't giddyup."