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Joke of the Day
"You hear Steve Sarkisian actually wanted to be a lawyer? He couldn't pass the bar"
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"Why do scuba-divers go in backwards? Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat."
"Caesar salads are prepared differently than garden salads...Notably, the head of lettuce is first attacked by 40-50 knife-wielding senators."
"St. Patrick's Day is like 420 for alcoholics."
"Did you hear about the woman who was shot 24 times in the back?! They say she got up afterwards, putting her clothes back on, and exclaimed ""Wow, your reload time is *amazing*!"""
"What do you call a deer without an eye? No idear."
"Justin Bieber gets 40,000 retweets just for tweeting 'Hello', so here's my attempt: Hele0iM1. Ah, harder than it looks. Fair play to him."
"Did you hear that Russia considers US intervention in Syria illegal? They even wrote a song about it... ""Crimea River"""
"Did you hear the news that Bill Cosby over dosed? the girl almost died!"
"What do you call a Jewish incendiary device? A mazal tov cocktail"