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Joke of the Day
"I was the second man on the moon Neil before me"
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"[courtroom] Lawyer: If you didnt bite that surfers leg THEN WHO DID Shark: I'm telling you idk *whale in the audience opens a big newspaper*"
"Operator: 911 what's your emergency? Me: PEOPLE ARE TAGGING ME IN PICTURES ON FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT EVEN IN THEM!"
"[Interview] HR - What are your strengths and weaknesses ? Me - WiFi Password and WiFi Signal."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothin, they're both stuck up cunts."
"An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up. How do you get down from an elephant?? YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!"
"Why was the tomato blushing? Answer: ...Because it saw the salad dressing!"