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Joke of the Day

"Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it."

"What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl? Sometimes I get the punchline :("

"Saw HBO were going to be making a new TV show set in an airport... They had to cancel it though as the pilot didn't take off."

"What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim? Bob. Same guy laying on the floor? Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall? Art. Same guy in a mailbox? Bill."

"Making French toast is a lot like making regular toast. The only difference is that you use your tongue."

"A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum... The doctors described his condition as stable."

"My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face."

"Chuck Norris tries this at home."

"*loses beer *opens new beer *finds old beer *drinks 2 beers I win"

"Why aren't there any headache tablets in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all!"