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Joke of the Day
"What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work? The aftermath"
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"I invented a new word: *Zygorepostalgia* It's the feeling you get when you see the same joke reposted more than once in the same day and realize it wasn't funny the first time either."
"The problem with other people's money. The problem with other people's money is that it's tainted. 'tain't yours and 'tain't mine."
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