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Joke of the Day

"I invented a new word: *Zygorepostalgia* It's the feeling you get when you see the same joke reposted more than once in the same day and realize it wasn't funny the first time either."

"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes????? NOOOO, THANK you! I don't even wanna walk a mile in my own shoes!!! Do you know how long a mile is?"

"I SAID I HAD A NEAR DEAF EXPERIENCE"

"I became an atheist when I found out there was a religion that prohibited bacon."

"Few things are creepier than someone saying ""I know"" after you introduce yourself."

"Condoms are like rules... ...they're made to be be broken."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Donald Trump never asked to have a lentil on his face."

"knock knock whos there?"

"With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan... Once you go black, you never go back. Carson 2016"

"I'll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions."