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Joke of the Day
"What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters? You'll never de-fetus."
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"What is an astronaut's favorite power tool? An orbital sander"
"A man is put on trial for committing mass genocide against the people of Scotland. It looked like he would be in prison for life... ...but he got off Scot-free."
"I hate when I'm checking out a bag of chips, and the guy standing in front of it, thinks my lustful gaze is meant for him."
"Why are trigonometric functions always women? Because they have periods!"
"What's the worst thing about being Thai? Everyone automatically assumes you have a small dick, even though you're a female."
"You know what really grinds my gears? People who can't drive manual."
"Last time I wore my celery costume out in public I was arrested for stalking."
"Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch!"
"What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."