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Joke of the Day

"My house is like an Indiana Jones movie. Partly because I walk around with a bullwhip, but mostly because of all the cobwebs."

"Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"

"DATE: Ooh, such long fingers ME: Yeah, know what other long body part I have? D: I have an idea *sexy wink* M: My intestines are about 30ft"

"When I was young, I played the triangle in a reggae band. I just used to stand at the back 'n' ting."

"Stovetop Directions: 1.) Use microwave."

"Why do people who smoke weed take geology? Because they're STONERS!"

"Static methods won't get this"

"What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common? They're both myths. EDIT: spelling"

"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."

"(Q)....... What do fat women & mopeds have in common? (A)........ They're both fun to ride until your friends find out."