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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a guy with such a big dick he could fuck himself... And all I could think was how he was so full of himself."

"I met my wife in an African Languages class. We just clicked."

"Finding Nemo 3: Nemo's mom isn't dead. Nemo's dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute. Nemo's mom finds them. It's a revenge tale."

"What do you call a horny asian woman? Actually, I'm not going to finish that. It's a slippery slope."

"If spiders ever come to the realization that people are terrified of them, we're fcuked."

"The 2014 world limbo champion walks into a bar... and loses his title."

"Q: who was the world's first carpenter? A: Eve, she made Adam's banana stand!"

"A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs."

"The worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's? It doesn't just happen the once. And I'll be posting this again later. If I remember."

"My rap name is ""NO PLANZ."""