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Joke of the Day

"Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security."

"Start here. Now go to that side. Back to this side. that side again. now this side ok that side this side 1 more time now front (bed making)"

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff!"

"Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it."

"I know this guy who prematurely ejaculates and he just comes out of no where..."

"Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back."

"What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team? One is a Cunning group of Runts....."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw"

"[1620] We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm. *Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets."

"Dont take your phones with you when you go to a dentist they have li-ion batteries"