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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh."

"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"

"How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? 10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better."

"I heard a great Ray Rice joke... but I can't remember the punchline."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb? You can un-screw the light-bulb"

"Anyone have any jokes about Rats? Need some good ones!"

"I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution... But it didn't really land. I guess execution really is key"

"Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong."

"I want to go on the record by saying I love my family but if I have to spend any longer with them you'll be seeing me on the 6 o'clock news."

"Don't you hate double standards? If a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she is called a slut, but when a guy does it he is called a homosexual."