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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Actually, never mind. I'll finish, you'll be thoroughly disappointed, and then I'll start crying."

"Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal."

"So Bruce Jenner might have been texting... Does this make him a transtextual? ....I'll see my way out"

"when I was a kid, our family was very poor.... I remember when my dad was cutting onions and our whole family was crying. poor onions. he was such a good dog"

"women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady"

"No, I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own font."

"Thanks iPhone autocorrect, I'm sure my dad wanted to know that I miss going on our weekend fisting trips."

"It remains a puzzle... ...why a bra is singular and panties are plural."

"What is black and in jail? A black man who committed a crime."

"Q: Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" A: Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""