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Joke of the Day
"Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning."
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"What's the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers Sumo wrestlers shave their legs"
"[Dr's office] ""I have Carrie like reflexes"" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire* No"
"My favorite Star Trek episode is that one where Captain Kirk saves the Klingons hundreds of dollars on hotel reservations."
"Where do women in the WNBA shop? It's definitely not at dicks."
"I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad. It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS."
"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards?? Cause they love the part when the hooker returns the money!"
"I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet Must have gotten stuck in the post."
"Q:How do you tell the time in Antarctica? A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you"
"Why does Edward never leave Russia? He's always Snowden."