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Joke of the Day
"Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning."
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"What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire."
"Jesus fed 5000 people with one fish. Holy mackerel."
"Don't be sad laundry.. No one is doing me either"
"I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who Walked a thousand miles To throw up on your door"
"""Que?"" (Spanish Inquisition)"
"They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the... wurst... answers."
"We're working on saving our second million. The first one didn't go so well."
"Can't wait until phones become waterproof so pushing people in pools becomes funny again."
"Why was the mathematician detained at the airport? Because he planned to blow up a plane."