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Joke of the Day

"I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who Walked a thousand miles To throw up on your door"

"Vader: I AM your father. Luke: Why are you telling me this now? Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney."

"Did you hear about the Polish assassin that blew up cars for a living? He burns his lips on the tail pipes."

"I'm not sure who's more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror."

"I wrote down a joke about prepositional phrases But I can't remember where I left the paper at."

"My British friend asked me, ""Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?"" I told him, ""Dude, we literally drive on the right side."""

"The invention of dildos Had a much deeper impact than previously anticipated."

"[M] What's the hardest part of owning a cat? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Why do Scots wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie"