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Joke of the Day
"They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the... wurst... answers."
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"An ice bucket challenge ... But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school."
"Did you hear about the worlds greatest magician? He was walking down the street and turned into a drug store"
"Guy: ""Do you have a lighter?"" Me: ""Yep"" Guy: ""You smoke?"" Me: ""No, you just never know when you're gonna need to light someone on fire."""
"I like my women how I like my computer Broken, dead, and in the basement."
"I think it's important for women to know there are men who stand at urinals and pee with their hands on their hips like they're Superman."
"Put the punchline in the title. How do you piss off a redditor?"
"How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards? I wub wub wub you...."
"Everyone is furious about Trump's greatest crime: Beating a woman"
"What did the river say when coal barges stopped?"