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Joke of the Day

"I went to a Native American barber, but I wouldn't recommend him. I got an uneven haircut, and Apache shave."

"What do you call a play about a dictionary? A pun!"

"You know how bullies stick a kid's head in the toilet & flush? We need to give Bieber credit for turning that into a look."

"So ladies, Oscar Pistorius is single... and he is ..."

"What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !"

"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."

"How much do used batteries cost? Nothing, they are free of charge."

"Two Facebook addicts walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says.... ...nothing"

"[Job interview] ""What would you say is your greatest strength?"" ""Sticking my fingers in people's mouths."" ""Arhghv-um-hirv-ok-hrbsj-hired"""

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken"