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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands."

"A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty."

"My girlfriend was upset when I brought home a vibrator... it rubbed her the wrong way."

"Me and a friend.. Walk into a pet store and the employee asks ""Anything that I can help you find?"" and then proceeded to kick us out. apparently dinner wasn't the right answer."

"So a man robbed an underwear store... ...and the perpetrator was arrested briefly."

"A friend and I walked past an Alzheimers Society. He turned to me and said ""How do they remember where it is""?"

"Me: I didn't get the job. Wife: Why not? M: Something about my eyesight. W: What EXACTLY did they say? M: That I needed 'adult supervision'."

"Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth."

"TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content. But Stranger Things have happened."

"My wife phoned me, panting and breathless. ""Where are you?"" she moaned. ""I'm at the pub."" I replied. She said, ""I think the baby's coming!"" I said, ""Well, he won't get in. He's underage."""