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Joke of the Day

"A friend and I walked past an Alzheimers Society. He turned to me and said ""How do they remember where it is""?"

"What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say? ""Worst gangbang ever"""

"women secrets? Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40."

"What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in? SHEBOY-gan You're welcome"

"Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican? Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!"

"They say that all things come in threes and yeah maybe I did too once because I was really drunk and she looked like a five."

"I think the government just un-friended us."

"Annual ""How to Avoid Array Overflowing"" seminar will be held at Febuary'29"

"ME: OMG I CAN'T BREATHE I ATE WAY TOO MUCH CALL A DOCTOR HER: do you want dessert? ME: ok, but just a small slice."

"Opening a gym... Gonna focus on power walking & door knocking. I'll call it ""Jehovah's Fitness"""