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Joke of the Day

"When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: ""What is courage?"" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top."

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"This is a joke translated from japaneese ... Two men walk into a pub. Clunk Clunk"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite album to listen to? The Wall"
"Today I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"WTF VAMPIRE BATS WILL VOMIT BLOOD INTO MOUTHS OF SICK BATS 2 KEEP THEM ALIVE THATS DOPE AF & STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN TWILIGHT"
"Accidentally used my GF's razor and now I feel fat and I'm pretty pissed about something you guys did 3 years ago"
"Pot smokers like to say it's safe because it's natural. Other safe natural things include sunburn, poison ivy, and being eaten by a bear."
"An incendiary note i left resulted in suicide by arson"
"What is another term for ob gyn? A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons"