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Joke of the Day

"What's Donald Trump's favorite album to listen to? The Wall"

"You know why i love hiking? It is all about the in tents action."

"I've discovered that 1+1 can, in fact, equal 3. Because I wasn't wearing a condom."

"What happened when the lepers played poker? One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently."

"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant."

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in three's? The sign says ""no trespassing."""

"Did you hear, there's no more ice in Poland? The old lady with the recipe died..."

"How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin"

"What is an alto's favorite drink? High C!"

"Clean tweeting is liberating. You don't need profanity to make a point. Look: Tell her she has beautiful eyes. Female dogs love that poopy."