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Joke of the Day

"WTF VAMPIRE BATS WILL VOMIT BLOOD INTO MOUTHS OF SICK BATS 2 KEEP THEM ALIVE THATS DOPE AF & STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN TWILIGHT"

"Three guys are walking down the street, two of them walk into a bar.... the third one ducks"

"Have you heard the one about the late pizza guy? Just gotta work on the delivery."

"What kind of dog did Dracula have? A Bloodhound."

"What is E.T. short for? So he can fit on a spaceship."

"Two guys walked into a bar.. You would think one of them would of ducked!"

"What's a stoners favorite marker? A Highlighter"

"Note to self: don't set your password reminder as ""you should know this"""

"If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here."

"Never marry a girl whose mother's name is Hope.... because 'Hope' never dies."