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Joke of the Day
"Whenever someone tells me ""make yourself at home"" at their house, I always clog their toilet"
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"what do you call it when 3 muppets have sex together? - Mena Menage a trois"
"Thats offensive. Please stop using the word gay. It is offensive to faggots."
"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."
"The police break into Abraham Lincolns house... When they find him, he says ""Don't arrest me, I'm in a cent!"""
"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! drops mic"
"Why was the floppy disk self-conscious? Because it was FAT."
"Thank god we don't have thought bubbles above our heads. I'd be in trouble 99% of the time."
"Why are Peruvians always deported? Because they can't Peruve they're citizens"
"For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job..."