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Joke of the Day
"Why was the floppy disk self-conscious? Because it was FAT."
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"Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker? Hiyooooo Miyazaki."
"What's the worst possible thing to hear while you're blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."" David Sadaris"
"*comes into work with black eye* oh please I'm fine guys! But you shoulda seen the other guy. He was a cabinet door that i walked into"
"I feel like Jesus... Is the kind of person to leave you hanging."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? The victims of 9-11 they went through 97 stories in 10 seconds."
"My cousin was one of the most ambitious people I ever knew. Unfortunately, he struggled with depression. His life motto? ""Gosh darn it, I'm going to kill myself, or die trying!"""
"{Date} ME: I have to warn you, I'm the jealous type WAITER: What would you folks like? HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?"
"My friend just found out that he is both gay and dyslexic. He is still in Daniel."
"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."