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Joke of the Day

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! drops mic"

"Why are a lot of Italians named Tony? Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, ""TO NY""."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !"

"What do businessmen and pedophiles have in common? They're both uptight cunts."

"I'm sorry, this suitcase is overweight. You're gonna have to take some stuff out and put it in a different bag so the plane doesn't crash."

"If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today... The solar system would need more planets for the title."

"My friend was knocked down and killed by a speeding truck full of designer Versace dresses The police said he was a fashion victim"

"What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'? River Derci. Sorry."

"Why is French person a better team player than a pirate? The pirate says, ""Aye, aye!"" The French says, ""Oui, oui!"""

"Oh, man! It really smells like upfoo in here!"