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Joke of the Day
"Why are Peruvians always deported? Because they can't Peruve they're citizens"
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"I'm from the 80's. We ate cookies instead of deleting them."
"My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea."
"Screw you, targeted Facebook ad for adult diapers! *thinks about not having to pause TV or games* *orders some*"
"Meta I asked my friend "" you know what is the best type of joke? A meta joke."""
"What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !"
"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"
"Just back from the market. TIL People also stop using deodorant or soap for Ramadan."
"I've been keeping this a secret for almost a year now because I didn't want to lose friends: I don't work on Mondays."