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Joke of the Day
"Why are Peruvians always deported? Because they can't Peruve they're citizens"
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"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? Because he fingered a minor."
"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here!"" Mushroom says, ""Come on, I'm a fungi!"""
"Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."
"If your phone auto corrects ""fuck"" to ""duck,"" it's okay to keep it... It's still fowl language."
"I used to rub my hair together when I was stressed... But now I'm dreading the consequences."
"What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights? A jacked rabbit."
"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."
"You are riding a horse. There is a giraffe beside you and a lion chasing you. What do you do? You get your drunk ass off the carousel. Edit: *off Thanks captain."
"Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all."