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Joke of the Day

"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me. She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right next to me!"

"Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"

"Fox News: Trump looks strong! CNN: Hillary should get the win! MSNBC: If you put a buncha hot dogs in a hamburger bun, is that a sandwich???"

"I got my first kiss from a girl today.... It was milk chocolate."

"If you talk a lot about ""networking"" you're the kind of person that nobody wants to network with."

"Man hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass Doctors describe his condition as stable"

"Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn.... We have bananis...... And avocadi"

"Life hack Use your seat belt buckle to open your beer while driving"

"How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? Trying to read her own lips."