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Joke of the Day

"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me. She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right next to me!"

"I just read John F Kennedy's biography The end was mind blowing"

"*points w/ middle finger* ""Sure, take this road for about another mile, pull over & go ask someone else"" - Me giving directions."

"My Dad's Motto My dad always lived by the motto ""work hard, play hard."" Until mum made him seek help for his Viagra addiction."

"Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names."

"Jokes about female hygiene are totally inappropriate Period."

"How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across Canada"

"In the motorcycle safety course they tell you that target fixation is bad, where your eyes are looking is where you usually end up. Must be why I keep running over female joggers."

"My coworkers and I do this fun thing where they say 'It's so cold out!' and I say 'It's winter' and then we silently hate each other."

"Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians? They can be rather one-sided."