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Joke of the Day

"Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code."

"If I ask you how you're doing and you say anything more complicated than ""fine,"" we're going to have a problem"

"With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri"

"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."

"I can't be the only one that sees the day when a direct message from a catfish is called carp DM."

"How to tell if someone doesn't crossfit"

"How does a train eat? It goes chew-chew."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and windows 10 Just after windows 10 was released, Arnold was asked if he was ever going to upgrade to windows 10. His response? 'I still love Vista, baby.'"

"I'm the kind of guy who brings his phone charger to the party."

"Whenever I see a bruise on a banana my first thought is pity, but then I think it probably deserved it because I slipped on a peel once."